Yesterday morning I packed to stay in Wynne last night. Apparently I thought I was looking super thin as I was packing. I grabbed a pair of jeans that I wore over a year ago when I was about 10 pounds lighter. Apparently, I believed that this wedding diet was really doing the trick.
So this morning I'm getting ready in a hurry, grab these jeans and slip them on. Well, they stopped at my knees. OHH NO! Did this just happen, what was I thinking?? Maybe it was the pizza I had last night for dinner. I hop, jump and squirm around until I finally get them up and buttoned. Wew... ok, well that doesn't look that bad besides the overhang over the side and that they look like I have been poured into them.
I walk out and ask Cory how do they look. His reply, "I don't think they look bad at all, they make you look realllllly skinny baby." Ya, right, he is just trained to answer me that way. Sweet sweet man. My t shirt must have covered up my extra large muffin top.
So today if you saw me on campus, I apologize for my extremely tight and not so professional jeans. At least they are black, that helps a little. Everyone else in my office loves when we can wear t shirts and jeans. I hate it. I don't wear jeans very often and I definitely don't have enough [that fit] to wear for 5 days. Tomorrow I may have to say forget it and wear some with rhinestones on the butt. Ha, now that's a lie. I'll squeeze into another pair of skinnies if necessary.
I've got a big butt and I cannot lie. Bootcamp on Monday, that's for sure!
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